11/17/2008 17:26:00

Afternoon to you!

I got off of work early (woohoo!) and was able to get some chores done. Now all that is left is my run/walk and I'll be good to go on a relaxing Monday evening.

DJ

11/17/2008 14:06:05

how's it going? I'm happy to be back in town and reunited with the sun.

11/17/2008 12:57:13

Hello! Hope your Monday is going well. It's pretty windy here but I'll take the wind over rain especially this week.

My sister is a lawyer so I love winding her up with lawyer jokes but this one actually made her laugh and not throw choc chip cookies at me:

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" "No," the coroner replied.

The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" The coroner said, "No."

"Did you check for breathing?", asked the attorney. Again the coroner replied, "No."

The attorney asked, "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" The coroner, now tired of the brow beating said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

11/17/2008 10:37:33

Good morning Sunshine!

Hope you slept well...

DJ

11/17/2008 09:06:34

well...ummm..uhhhh..not yet. lmao. I'll be the first person in the history of the world with a lapsed warranty before even using the darn thing.